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generationcucked: If you think this is a joke, ask a South African
Helen Parr - Duck Face - Cartoon PinUp CommissionDo you agree with Robert? Where would you place a duck face? :)This is a commission for https://thegildoe.deviantart.com who asked for Helen Parr in Donald Duck costume.Red is her primary color, but
Lady Hellbender - Smashing Pumpkins - Cartoon PinUp Commission Common, help a lady out :)This is a commission for https://twitter.com/yugiohtas who asked for Lady Hellbender from Totally Awesome Hulk. I hope we’ll make papa Frank Cho proud.
ask-poison-joke: Ice bucket Challenge I was nominated by Satine and Theo This challenge is part of important thing, and thats gathering enough money to find cure to ALS (Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis) which is horrible neurodegenerative disease …
I’VE TRIED MANY TIMES ON RARE OCCASIONS TO DRAW THIS LITTLE CUTIE AND I FINALLY GOT ONE THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD! MY STYLE AND OTHER ARTISTS’ STYLES TEND TO NOT MIX TOO WELL! THIS ADORABLE CUTIE IS @ask-poison-joke
Armin is this really spoiled rich-ass conyo kid from the south and Eren is a punk ass siga from Manila and they’re best friends and they both study in La Salle and they hate Jean bec he’s this transfer student from Ateneo who just loves pickin
sassy-spoon:Do you understand how horrifying this is? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t “Ha-ha, it probably won’t pass.”There are people asking for the permission to murder me. To murder countless of innocent lives. Because “religious freedom.”
bgandrabite: this is dedicated to that person that asked for this when i said i was gonna draw some requests, then i posted a joke of it, then left me a few angry asks and now probably has unfollowed me im sorry :V
katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happe
Take a moment to ask yourself If this is how we fall apart
boethiah: boethiah: IDK why people are complaining about the writing in the clockwork city DLC, this dialogue with sotha sil rocked like this gem when you ask what the purpose of the clockwork city is how can people hate this DLC? it’s the best writing
castorochiaro:pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself:
dontbetardy4theparty: Katy Perry’s response after being asked to sign a picture of a Grammy Award (Katy doesn’t have any Grammy’s and it’s part of an ongoing joke other fan bases use against her)
maddypandarose: sassy-spoon:Do you understand how horrifying this is? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t “Ha-ha, it probably won’t pass.”There are people asking for the permission to murder me. To murder countless of innocent lives. Because “religious
maxmad-sfm: Movie Date An anonymous follower asked me to do something with Max and Warren (and his supposedly “really big cock”) but because I am a sworn enemy of this ship I decided to do this more as a joke. I hope you don’t mind :\The first two
katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this
dranxis: So what is the show “Hunter x Hunter” about, you ask? Well, y'all be taking shit so far out of context for the sake of a joke it’s not even funny goddamn. Edit - This shit did not look this weird in the manga, is this really what
ask-that-tailmouth-pony: Guys, this is Lapiz. More commonly known as Poison Joke. From Ask-poison-joke.tumblr.com The artist of this amazing blog is going through some problems. Like, serious problems, and is in desperate need for money. You need to
ask-the-french-olive:roose-berry-christmas:French unicorn ponies!! @satine-pony @ask-the-french-olive @ask-poison-joke And vitus himself!Ooooh ! This is lovely ! °O ° My ! Olive is so smol ! Well, she is smol but It’s always a surprise ! I love
ask-poison-joke: ask-human-in-ponyville: ask-poison-joke: Lapiz : I.. I wanted to take a picture with Ash but..this scary wife came… but he is miiiine …. >.< Nichole and Sapphire waiting to see who will win the tug of war. Mod : always better
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
andrastesgrace: diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty
intertwined-and-overrun: katyissuperawesome: fuckyeahcourtneyy: This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever. I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again.
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This is a very “Are you seeing this nonsense?” expression
Boominatrix - Cartoon PinUp Commission Meet Boominatrix. your regular friendly neighborhood dominatrix and super villain in the making. This is a commission for https://bombforabooty.deviantart.com who asked for a girl who’s a real sex bomb.
Fiona - Onion - Cartoon PinUp SketchRemember DAT scene from the movie :PYou asked, I got intrigued too, so here’s the back view on this onion :) Previous one with Fiona is here.——————Commissions are closed now. If
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
ask-ftrust-brotp: Continuation of this post Juvia: Juvia wants everyone to know the blog might not update as regularly but don’t worry! This blog is not dead! Gajeel: We don’t owe you guys anything but we did this stupid joke anyways to make it up
u think in some point of their relationship oikawa ever went down on iwaizumi and just gives him this sultry look and whispers “hajime,” before stupidly adding “mashite” or maybe saying it when iwaizumi asks oikawa to call him by his first name
castorochiaro: pr1nceshawn: Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek. This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself:
fieldbears:lunah-goodbye:I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny ALWAYS ask for an itemized bill
ladymikkelsens: Leg Dinner is served.
roboluvsunicorn: 4 Another years old prompt - this one from nijibug asking what my favorite Gintama character is. No surprise it’s Shinsengumi voiced by one of my fav seiyuu. For me, Gintama is a series of prolonged ass and toilet jokes occasionally
yourmajestyyy: so me and my friend were joking around and I asked her “how do white people kiss if they don’t have lips” and she typed it into google and this is the FIRST thing that shows up. uh the fuck type shit is this! One: she spelled kiss
randydave69: randydave69: I have asked politely now I must insist! GO AWAY from MY BLOG if you are under 18 years old PLEASE!!!!!! This is not a JOKE I mean it!
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
audimilf: This is for everyone that asks why Sarah Silverman is a piece of shit. I took this from one of her stand up acts. She blatantly states that rape jokes are okay and that she does not care about her insensitivity towards rape victims. Fuck you
alongside-death: When you jokingly ask if someone has daddy issues, you are making a joke and mockery of those survivors of familial domestic and sexual violence where the perpetrator is the father. This then continues to perpetrate norms of rape culture
coolaliendad: sassy-spoon:Do you understand how horrifying this is? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t “Ha-ha, it probably won’t pass.”There are people asking for the permission to murder me. To murder countless of innocent lives. Because “religious
wtf is this? Is this a joke or something? Some fan “William” sent me this to my Wishlist but I never asked for this wtf it’s not even in my Wishlist 😂😂 by teamvrod
neutrallyindecisive:motioncityshakespeare:sassy-spoon:Do you understand how horrifying this is? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t “Ha-ha, it probably won’t pass.”There are people asking for the permission to murder me. To murder countless of innocent
king-emare:onlyblackgirl:thagoodthings: dapenguinninja:sassy-spoon:Do you understand how horrifying this is? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t “Ha-ha, it probably won’t pass.”There are people asking for the permission to murder me. To murder countless
zachsanomaiy: skeleton-queen-witchy: andre-30008: orcpiss: dromaeocore: dromaeocore: you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog like this: not a furry: furry: You labled everyone at Disney a
jen-iii: If people are still gonna insist that fusing is sexual then I implore them to think about the doing this whenever Garnet asks to fuse
impsexual:i just want stronk hunk is that too much to ask please voltron writers he’s endured enough fat jokes
selenicsoulmates: elventhespian: baelor: baelor: um i just found episodes 3, 4, 5, and 6 of book 3 in full in spanish………. like this is not a joke I’m tempted to ask cause I could understand everything but…???? im sorry what WHAT
coolaliendad:sassy-spoon:Do you understand how horrifying this is? This isn’t a joke. This isn’t “Ha-ha, it probably won’t pass.”There are people asking for the permission to murder me. To murder countless of innocent lives. Because “religious
snark-n-snack:apelcini:chemegeek14:lunah-goodbye:I know the American healthcare system is already a joke but this is to funny My aunt-in-law does this. She asked for an itemized bill once and saw that they charged her ษ for a single bandaid for her
are you fucking kidding meif this is an attempt at a joke it’s not funny, it’s condescending as fuck and incredibly rude regardless of your intentions.the screen on my laptop DOES BOTHER ME that’s why I limit my time online because staring at a